OK, so there was a piece I read recently online about suitable dates for George. In my opinion none of the ones chosen, except the last are right.

Here's the list:

Uma Thurman:

Uma has little kids - for a guy who doesn't want kids that could be a problem. Does George REALLY wanted to be tied down? I don't think so. Bachelors and young children? Not a good mix.

Pam Anderson:
Pam just married Kid Rock - she's not available -but wait six months and she might be.

Heidi Fleiss:
Heidi Fleiss?? "The Oscar Winner and the Madam"? Sounds like a Lifetime movie title to me.

Ann Coulter:
Pahleese! She an arch conservative, and really mean!

Hilary Swank:
She may be a fellow Oscar winner, but I don't see it.

Emmy Rossum???
The "Phantom" star is a child - 19-years-old. I think it's a good bet to stick to over 30.

Candace? Possibly. Potentially best-selling author, good sense of humor, liberal political leanings, not completely unfortunate looking...she seems like a very safe bet.