AskMen has just released its annual list of the 49 Top Men, and while you might not be able to guess number 49 - Jeremy Piven, number one should be no surprise.Yes, it's George! Congratulations, George! Yeah, it's no Oscar, but a distinction is a distinction... read the list yourself at www.askmen.com

I don't know about you folks, or you George, but one of my favorite books growing up was "Charlotte's Web." I know you have a pet pig names Max, so I thought I would alert you to save Wilbur, the star of "Charlotte's Web."

Geohttp://www.nick.com/all_nick/movies/charlottesweb/savewilbur/rge, Go forth and save Wilbur! And don't eat bacon!And for you George, I bet if I can live with my 17-year-old dog, I could live with Max.

According to reps for George, Tom and Katie will not be marrying at his villa in Italy - despite rumors to the contrary. Thank goodness, I think it would be very bad Feng Shui to have a marriage between those two in your home. A marriage to ME however would send good energy soaring through the place!

Last night George received the American Cinemathique Award for his career in film. Congrats Geo! You can read more here:

http://www.playfuls.com/news_0002804_Clooney_is_American_Cinematheque_Award_Recipient.html

You know, I'll never understand why George didn't end up with Julia Roberts. Too much mega wattage for one houselhold perhaps? If I can't date George, I wouldn't have minded losing to Julia.

Well it's official: George says he can never run for political office. Not because he's not smart enough - he is. Not because he couldn't win - because he could. No, George says he couldn't run for office because he's had too much sex.

You can read more here: http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/george_clooney_had_too_much_sex/

I'll just crawl into my pajamas (the cute blue ones covered with cherries) and realize that not being able to run for office for that reason will never be my problem. Could it be the jammies?

Cape Cod Times
October 9, 2006
Rave of the week
By BILL O'NEILL

THE TUXEDO
Clothes make the man, but the tuxedo makes a statement: I am the king.
You can have a room full of men who look like Don Knotts, but if they're wearing a tux, they all suddenly look like George Clooney (above). The penguin suit is the grand champion of equalizers.
The first tuxedo jacket, as it's now known, was worn by tobacco manufacturer Pierre Lorillard IV 120 years ago tomorrow in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. (the town's name came from an American Indian word).
After all these years, all we can say is, man, you're looking good.
(Published: October 9, 2006)

This was written by one of my editors, and while he's my boss, (well, he THINKS he is :) I have to respectfully disagree. Don Knotts was a very talented man, but even a magic tux can't transform him to Clooney status.

A guy in a tux does look damn fine, but very few men on the planet can match George.

That said, a guy on my porch bearing roses wearing a tux would always be welcome.

Right here George looks like he'd fit right in with where I live in a lovely New England coastal town.

All right, I've had about enough of George and the actresses already. George, there are millions of women out there (and here) who don't make their living in front of a camera. There are those, like me, who make their living from behind a computer, and those who work in kitchens, offices and schools. Why not try to date one of us, George?

You can read about George's plans to date a different famous actress every night here:
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061002/D8KGONJG0.html

C'mon George, don't you want to see what it's like to date someone who can fix a toilet, bake cookies (I always wash my hands in between!) and write a novel? Times a ticking - my birthday is November 8...